We went beach combing today along a long vacant stretch of the Atlantic Ocean. We spotted a ginormous buoy tangled up in a tree branch and a big wad of ropes. Amy suggested we find a piece of broken glass to cut the ropes. Seriously? We see that fictional stuff on TV. Tried it. It worked!! Now the buoy will retire as our swimming pool toy. Markers on the buoy indicate that it floated here from Nigeria.